- I don’t have an Attitude problem. I have an attitude, the problem is yours.
- I’m Sexy & I Know It.
- Keep Calm & Just Chill.
- Genius by Birth, Evil by Choice.
- Do What’s Right Not Easy.
- Don’t Blame Me, I Was Born Awesome.
- I look at people sometimes and think… Really??? That’s the sperm that won.
- i’m so Cool, Ice Cubes Are Jealous.
- When I die, I want my grave to offer free Wi-Fi so that people visit more often.
- All Girls Are My Sisters Except You.
- I Don’t Trust Words, I Trust Actions.
- I Am A Hot Dude With A Cool Attitude.
- A Sense Of Humor Makes A Man Handsome.
- If You Are Bad, Then Call Me Your Dad.
- Totally Available!! Please Disturb Me!!
- I Am Not Perfect. I Am Limited Editions.
- I Love Listening Lies When I Know Truth.
- It’s Not An Attitude, It’s The Way I Am.
- Home: Where I Can Look Ugly And Enjoy It.
- Plz Trust Me Dat I Don’t Trust U At All
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- Before You, Judge Make Sure You Are Perfect.
- Respect Those Who Deserve It Not Demand It.
- Never Accept To Be Anyone’s Second Choice.
- Why do parents get so upset about little things like goddamn I left a plate in the sink, not a dead body.
- Looking for a Wi-Fi connection.
- Sometimes you succeed…. and other times you learn.
- I want someone to give me a Loan and then leave me Alone
- I’d rather have honest enemies than fake friends.
- They say “don’t drink and drive”. Well…. yesterday I was drinking a juice box while That moment when a question on a test is so hard that even your inner voice is like “Fuck this shit lets work at McDonald’s”.
- Then I hope we stay ghost friends and walk through walls and scare the shit out of people.
- My study period = 15 minutes. My break time = 3 hours.
- God is really creative, I mean just look at me
- People say everything happens for a reason. So when I punch you in the face, remember I have a reason.
- Smile today, tomorrow could be worse.
- Stop worrying about the world ending today. It’s already tomorrow in Australia.
- If you don’t succeed at first, hide all evidence that you tried.
- Cell phones these days keep getting thinner and smarter… people the opposite.
- Diet rule #1: If nobody sees you eating it, it doesn’t contain any calories.
- I love my job only when I’m on vacation
- FREE PUPPIES: Half cocker spaniel, half sneaky neighbor’s dog.
- Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.
- In my house I’m the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.
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- How is a poor man a lot like a rich man? They both have an iPhone.
- Some people call me Mike, you can call me tonight.
- My “last seen at” was just to check your “last seen at”
- I’m not online; it’s just an optical illusion.
- That’s the secret to life… replace one worry with another.
- If there is a “WILL”, there are 500 relatives.
- Not always “Available”.. Try your Luck..
- Hey, there Whatsapp is using me.
- I’m not lazy, I’m on energy saving mode.
- You can never buy Love….But still, you have to pay for it.
- Totally available!! Please disturb to me!!
- “Success” all depends on the second letter
- You’re already a successful personal. The things we take for granted someone else is praying for.
- Life is like riding a bicycle to keep your balance, you must keep moving.
- I’m so poor that I can’t pay attention in class.
- Oh, so you wanna argue, bring it. I got my CAPS LOCK ON.
- Warning!!! I know KARATE and few other oriental words.
- The road to success is always under construction.
- Doubt kills more dreams than failure ever will.
- Born to express not to impress.
- Silent people have the loudest minds.
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- When I was born. Devil said,” Oh Shit! Competition!!!”
- I work for money, for loyalty to hire a Dog.
- Some people are alive only because it’s illegal to kill them.
- When nothing goes right… Go left!
- If you can’t convince them, confuse them.
- Motivation is what gets you started. Habit is what keeps you going.
- No matter how strong of a person you are, there’s always someone who can make you weak.
- Get up every morning, imagine a future then make it happen.
- Everyone is beautiful in their own way because God makes no mistakes.
- You’re right. I’m NOT perfect. But I’m unique!
- Always remember that you’re unique. Just like everyone else.
- Please don’t forget to smile
- Life Is A Story, Make Your’s The Best Seller!
- Silence Is The Most Loud Voice.
- I Am Sad, But Then I Smile. That’s My Life.
- Only Regret Left At The End Is The Chances We Didn’t Take.
- Sometimes We Just Have To Let Things Go.
- Enjoy Them, Sometimes They Are The Best Part Of Your Day!
- If You Want Life To Smile At You, Give It Your Good Mood First
- If People Talk About You, You Shouldn’t Be Sad. You Must Be Pretty Special If They Use Their
- Time Talking About You
- Key To Success: Respect Your Teachers, Do Your Studies Well, Love Your Parents And Pray To God.
- It’s Not That How Tragically We Suffer, Its How Miraculously We Live..
- In Life, Problems Continuously Come And Go. It Never Stops. So Just Enjoy, Learn, And Face It!
- Expect Nothing From Others And You Will Never Be Disappointed…
- Life Leaps Like A Geyser For Those Who Drill Through The Rock Of Inertia.